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Joke of the Day

"Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say ""people like this are out there."""

"What literary genre is Frozen? Bildungsnowman. (OC)"

"And the Oscar goes to... ...Jail!"

"her: tell me about yourself me: ok so u know when a dog runs too fast on tile and crashes into a wall but then looks at u like its ur fault"

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"I like to think of myself as God's gift to women. They certainly wouldn't pay anything to have me."

"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."

"Three eyes What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig What do you call a chimp with three eyes? A chiiimp What do you call a kid with three eyes? Chinese"

"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."

"A kid asks his Dad ""what does 'gay' mean?"" The father says ""It means 'to be happy."" The son asks ""Are you gay?"" The father says ""No, son. I have a wife."""