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Joke of the Day
"And the Oscar goes to... ...Jail!"
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"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
"Your mouth makes the same movement's as your butt when you say the word ""poop"".... same with ""explosive diarrhea"""
"What do you call a gathering of otolaryngologists? An ENTmoot."
"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"
"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"
"How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarfs... ...aren't happy."
"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"