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Joke of the Day

"her: tell me about yourself me: ok so u know when a dog runs too fast on tile and crashes into a wall but then looks at u like its ur fault"

"If you were to second guess your decision to book some time to visit an Indian community... that would be a ""reservation reservation reservation"" ~ Brian Regan"

"I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight.... I wish these two tailors would get on with their fight. They've been sizing each other up for hours."

"What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner."

"What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !"

"I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing"

"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."

"A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist."

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."