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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to hear a dirty, heavy, wet joke? Elephant in the mud. I'll see myself out."
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"Time flies like an arrow... Fruit flies like a banana."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"