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Joke of the Day

"I was homeless for 10 years and decided to apply for a position to hold a company's sign on the sidewalk... The company told me that they were sorry but I was overqualified."

"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common? They both go down for the count!!"

"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"

"Columbus: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Well Columbus: *just yanks me out of my car and drives off in it*"

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"Me: I'm a scorpion. Date: You mean scorpio? Me: (clicking my claws together) No I very do not."

"What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime."