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Joke of the Day

"A wind turbine asks his friend what his favourite genre of music is To which he responds: ""I'm a big metal fan."""

"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."

"""The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on.... Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."""

"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."

"CASHIER: $57.85 ME: do u accept food stamps C: of course M: sweet *presses my apple stamper to an ink pad* which hand do u want it on"

"If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery."

"I'm not good at many things. But incest is where I come into my own."

"I painted my computer black hoping it would run faster, but now it just doesn't work."

"Where does a vampire go to buy his sheets and towels? Bloodbath&Beyond"

"What do you call it when Google Glass connects to the internet? Eye-fi."