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Joke of the Day

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"A guy was honking at a car ahead of him to speed up at 6AM so I followed him bc his job must be amazing if he's that excited to get to work."

"Whats the difference between my wife when we have sex and my hand when I masturbate? My hand moves."

"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"

"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."

"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."

"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"

"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."