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Joke of the Day

"The Alabama State Motto It's not considered incest if you pull out."

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump? 9 months."

"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"

"People tend to put their faith in a higher power. But to me that's just a primitive solution."

"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""

"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."

"My answering machine message: ""I have caller ID, please don't leave a message, I will not be returning your call."" No beep, just a foghorn."

"I hope to one day ride in a crowded elevator and make knowing eye contact with the man sent to kill me."

"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."