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Joke of the Day

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."

"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."

"A Chinese kid was born before the due date..So his parents named him ""Sudden Lee!"""

"What's the difference between a Bernie Sanders supporter and a fat stripper? A fat stripper actually gets to the polls."

"No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation."

"Two antennas fell in love.. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"

"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around while I go on ahead. Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago."

"""Hey, Cyclops."" ""Hey, Cyclops, are you still dating Jean?"" ""No, Storm, we broke up. You could say she's my..."" *lowers sunglasses* *eye beams obliterate Storm*"

"Rectal Myopia Calling into work: ""I'm going to be out today with rectal myopia."" ""What's that?"" ""I just can't see my ass coming in."""