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Joke of the Day

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"

"Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl."

"Hey, Christianity- what's all the fuss about a virgin anyway? I could be a virgin if I wanted to. But I don't. Because sex. Also? More sex."

"After working long and hard for my PhD people finally recognize me.. As the neighborhood pizza Hut delivery guy now."

"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"

"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."

"I really liked ""The Force Awakens"". Not everyone did. But we can all agree on one thing. Kylo Ren was willing to do what the rest of us only think when it comes to dad jokes."

"i don't know why people think women are weak... well hell pots and pans are heavy"

"Damn bro, judging by your handshake I would hate to be your d*ck."

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"