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"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"
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"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful."
"(NSFW) What's the difference between Jam and Jelly ...You can't jelly your dick down a girls throat"
"Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said ""Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"""
"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"
"Well if Trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... We'll have 2020 hindsight"
"Liverpool FC"
"Q: Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest? A: The psycho path."
"Did you guys hear about the man with the wooden leg named Smith? I don't think he named is other leg..."
"Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation? The HYAT"