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"What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round? Patty O'Furnature"
"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."
"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"
"Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years."
"Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units. It gives me vent elation."
"If you love something, let it go. Unless that thing is a cat. Your cat will not come back."
"My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait."
"I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor."
"Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money? She didn't believe in prophets."