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Joke of the Day

"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."

"I Have plenty of girls who can suck, I'm looking for the one who can blow my mind."

"Do you remember Buckwheat from the little rascals? He recently converted to Islam. And became Kareem of Wheat."

"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"

"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."

"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me."

"Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars? They're afraid of the shots."

"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"

"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."