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Joke of the Day

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

"A child molester and a young boy are walking into the dark woods.... ""I'm scared"", said the boy. ""YOU'RE scared?? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."

"I don't understand hair It's just over my head."

"At my high school reunion while everyone was bragging I said,""I'm finally allowed in public without an armed chaperone."""

"Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected."

"Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare."

"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"

"A guy was stealing Morton and Everstart. He punched the owner when confronted... He was charged with assault and battery."

"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits."