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Joke of the Day

"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."

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"Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos? Because the subject is still to immature."
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"After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score."
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