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Joke of the Day
"I'm the weakest in my Asian family They call me weak-Ling"
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"im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth"
"when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend"
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both love a tight seal!"
"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""
"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"
"Everytime we have sex my girlfriend wants to pretend to be a teenager. I tell her, ""Be patient. You'll be one soon enough."""
"I don't mean to brag, but I do all my own auto repairs. *turns up volume* SEE! THE RATTLING SOUND IS COMPLETELY GONE!"
"A Lizard lost its tail... but it got one back from a retail shop!"
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."