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Joke of the Day

"when I see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull out the skeleton then I leave with her boyfriend"

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"A couple orders a pie at a luxury restaurant The husband eats 4/7 of the pie and the wife the rest. He paid 4.5$ more than her. How much did the pie cost? Answer in comments"
"What do i have in Common with neutrinos? We're both constantly penetrating your Mom."
"I feel so bad when I see a woman wearing a shirt that says GAP on it. (OC) I want tell them, ""You're so much more than that!"""
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"Why was the electron mad? Well, it doesn't really matter..."
"My professor told me my writing reveals my erudite nature. I explained that my birthstone is actually amethyst."
"What is the plural of y'all? -What is the plural of y'all? -Y'alls? -All y'all."
"What does a trumpet player use as contraception? His personality."