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Joke of the Day
"Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells? She outgrew her B shells."
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"What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy? A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one."
"A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it."
"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat The bartender says ""Put that back you thief!"""
"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."
"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mom hates jokes."
"My wife phoned me, panting and breathless. ""Where are you?"" she moaned. ""I'm at the pub."" I replied. She said, ""I think the baby's coming!"" I said, ""She won't get in, she's under-age."""
"tegrof reven 11/9"
"I have recently learned that it is considered poor form to sit on Santa's lap and ask to be made a widow for Christmas... The more you know."