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Joke of the Day

"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"

"What's believing in evolution? Apetheism"

"Every dog, in a previous life, has been murdered by a shoe."

"What's the definition of Necrophilia? The urge to pop a cold one."

"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."

"Have you heard about the first restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere."

"*tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*"

"I used to be addicted to soap... i am clean now"

"What's an elephant's most sexual organ? It's foot. Because if it stands on you you're fucked."

"Apparently my facebook friend, Ashley, has a cat suffering from a horrible hairball. I'll be spending the day praying for it like she asked."