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Joke of the Day

"im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth"

"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"

"I became a proud dad today, my boy is actually 4 but he was a little prick for the first 3 years."

"Q: What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp? A: A back-handed compliment."

"A gymnast walks into a bar... He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chance of a medal."

"""I can't log in."" -grandmas"

"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."

"There's this greek archipelago called the ""Sporades"". People there work sometimes. By my Economics/Politics teacher"

"What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say? I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight."

"Harry Potter was walking down a hill jk rowling"