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Joke of the Day

"Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game? Its in case he gets a hole-in-one."

"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"We have essentially Elected 4chan for the 45th president of the United States. This is a day that will go down in Infameme."

"Log Entry 21: it's been 3 weeks & we're still lost in this Macy's. We were forced to eat Amy. Polo ties are now 40% off."

"I hate it when I go to clean my daughters room & I emerge 3 hours later having just finished a delightful tea party with a giraffe & a pony."

"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."

"PIRATE CORN: $12/DOZEN"

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."