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Joke of the Day

"To the account who followed me while I slept and then unfollowed me before I woke. My apologies for taking a break. It won't happen again!"

"What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee? Grounds for termination."

"If being drunk before 3pm on a Friday is wrong, I never want to be right."

"At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, ""This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."""

"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"

"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""

"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"

"""And He was buried and He rose again on the third day and on the fourth day He bought a shitload of Peeps for half price."" 1 Walgreens 15:4"

"A woman's favorite position is CEO."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can find an answer through simple deduction."