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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"Why did Muhammad cross the road? You should not question the prophet's motives infidel!"

"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shit my garden is on fire!"

"*tries to throw a cotton ball really hard over and over again*"

"What did the organic chemist use tinder for? Carbon dating."

"There was once a man named Devin Who thought his home was heaven He was having some fun But his hands felt numb Bush did 9/11"

"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."

"NFL catch rules are absurd. ""Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."""

"""I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."" ""Were there any witnesses?"" ""There sure were. If there hadn't been it would have been forty pounds."""