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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."

"I heard there was an amber alert! I was like ""Shit Terrorist attack!But then my friend told it meant that some kid had gone missing. I was like ""Oh thank god!"""

"At what age do kids stop remembering how often their parents are late picking them up from school because of online poker?"

"What do you say when you cross a donkey and a deer? Dat ass doe"

"The fact that twitter is at it's busiest during working hours probably tells you all you need to know about the worlds economic problems"

"They say us men all think with our dicks... but all I want is a woman who will blow my mind."

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"

"When I die I want my group project members to lower me into my grave So they can let me down one last time."

"Dark Humor is like food Not everyone gets it"

"What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!"""