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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to be outraged about straws too flimsy to punch through their own wrappers. Time to blog."

"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."

"I've been dating a homeless girl So I've been dating this homeless girl. Things are getting pretty serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"

"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."

"Hey baby, there's a party in my pants. And urine.. ...Vited."

"The closest I've come to working out in the last month has been a double sneeze. And I hurt my neck."

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"Who are the greatest philosophers today? The TSA. They are always asking people, ""Who are you?"", ""Where did you come from?"", ""Why are you here?"", and ""Where are you going?"""

"What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships? Tequila never goes bad"