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Joke of the Day
"Due to recent cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."
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"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
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"Q: Why can't Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill"
"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""Then you DID sign the agreement! """
"How do you make a dumb person curious? I'll tell you tomorrow..."
"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."
"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""
"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."
"When someone texts you ""hahahahaha!!"" instead of ""haha"" or ""lol"", you know you've done well."