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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst smell in the world? An anchovie's cunt."
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"When no one stars a tweet, I tell myself it was probably appreciated by hundreds of shy people."
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
"Where does Iron man get his e-mail? Fe-mail"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Ba dum tss."
"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."
"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"
"I needed to get a shipment of almonds to the airport quickly. It was so weird to call Uber and ask if they could drive me nuts."
"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"