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Joke of the Day

"What do a Yugo and a bath have in common? You can't step out of them in public."

"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"

"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."

"Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"Optimist vs Pessimist Optimist - The glass is half full Pessimist - The glass is half empty Feminist - The glass is being raped"

"I used to be great at word play. Once a pun a time."

"Why do white girls walk in odd numbers? Because they can't even"

"Guess a movie funded by reddit featuring Tom Hanks and Matt Damon.???? Shaving Pao's Privates. ;)"