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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack"
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"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole."
"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."
"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""
"""Let's see how many people we can trick into thinking we're quarters today!"" - nickels"
"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."
"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."
"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"