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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter"
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"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"Relationship status: the doorbell rings, my heart is pounding, it's the pizza delivery guy. Three-cheese, double toppings, thick crust."
"I wish there were more dry sex acts like dry-humping. I think I'd really enjoy dry 69."
"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."
"My one and only joke. Two olives are sitting at a bar, one falls off and the other one says ""Ahhh are you ok?"" And the one that fell is like ""Yeah, olive."""
"Just ordered a pizza and jogged past my gym holding it over my head like the Olympic torch."
"if u watch snowfall backwarbds, its abot the ground disolving into the sky to reveal the complex world it was hiding beneath it"
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"