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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait? A master-baiter"
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"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."
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"Homework. Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge."
"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."