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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."
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"How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take 13 attempts."
"How do you circumsize a blue whale? Four skindivers"
"Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with it's the answers."
"I vacuumed up a huge spiderweb & then heard a thump in the workout room. The spiders are lifting weights before they attack me aren't they?"
"What's the definition of an accountant? Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand."
"How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb... Two, one to do the job, and another to shoot all the witnesses."
"Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"
"Jehovah's Witness I was just wondering...........if a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to heaven and knocks on heaven's door..... does Saint Peter answer the door or does he hide like the rest of us???"
"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"