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Joke of the Day
"""Let's see how many people we can trick into thinking we're quarters today!"" - nickels"
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"How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb? None, it is a hardware issue!"
"Nothing says ""I enjoyed the taste of paste, fingerpaint, and crayons in first grade"" more than a potato chip bag opened from the bottom."
"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""
"I still not comfortable with how we spell coffee."
"Everyone thinks its cute when a kid wants to be a pirate But when a Somalian kid says he wants to be a pirate it's a different story"
"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""
"2 men walk into a bar... You would think one of them saw it"
"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."