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Joke of the Day

"Student: I want a bunny, but my dad says bunnies just die. Me: So? You're going to die, and he had you."

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"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"
"Leo and Matt Damon are talking..... Leo:wanna hear a joke? Matt: sure Leo:OSCAR! Matt: i did'nt get it Leo:EXACTLY"
"What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus."
"What kind of bone will a dog never eat? A trombone! From Fargo Ep. 2"
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."
"Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell."
"Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head."
"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"
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