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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Zodiac killer? I heard he cut his victims in to little pisces!"
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"I was so hungry when I had breakfast today. It was the first time I had ate all year!"
"Why won't the ocean let us drink its water? Because it's too salty."
"How many dads does it take to change a light bulb? Asking because it's been a week and mine still hasn't."
"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"
"I'm a great fan of Thomas Edison, Because of his quote that...!! . Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care Because a single sheet of paper cannot decide my future...!!!"
"Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls."
"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound Station and a crab with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."