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Joke of the Day
"It's pronounced like ""jif."" Yeah, well I don't gif a fuck."
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"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."
"What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people? Juan vs. Juan"
"Soviet Valentine's Day You are the hammer to my sickle."
"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."
"""How'd the session go with your new therapist?"" ""It was a waste of time. He just kept showing me pictures of my parents fighting."""
"When it comes to sex. No means yes. and yes? that means anal."
"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."
"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."
"I'm special. My school told me so."