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Joke of the Day
"I used to have a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience."
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"I read that burglars use Twitter & Facebook to see when people arent home. So from now on, Im at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile."
"I saw a magician driving through my neighborhood, and then he turned into a driveway."
"Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people."
"My blind friend just tried LSD for the first time... There was more tripping than usual."
"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
"I'm having one of those off days For example, this morning, I made a bowl of cereal, but instead of putting the milk back in the fridge and the cereal back in the pantry, I fucked my neighbors wife"
"Hoe many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? Swan."
"Love sucks..... but true love swallows"
"What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? ""Urine trouble, mate!"""