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Joke of the Day
"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."
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"Why are erectile dysfunction jokes so unfunny? They're not hard to make."
"It just seems crazy that the final apocalypse could be started by a guy who says ""You're fired"" every time he launches a nuke."
"What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil? Pre-tanned leather."
"A Roman walks into a bar and lifts two fingers He ordered 5 beers"
"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."
"How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job? She swallowed"
"I just poured my coffee with my left hand so it would feel like someone else was doing it."
"equality A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less."
"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"