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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops have two doors? Because if they had four it would be a chicken sedan."
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"I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco"
"YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDESHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON."
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"Recently developed melanoma on my cheek, so I quickly went to the dermatologist. Turns out I just fell asleep on a chocolate chip."
"I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch."
"Why did god give women two sets of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time."
"I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)"
"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."