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Joke of the Day
"After an outage, what time does the power come back on? 12:00 --:-- 12:00 --:--"
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"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"ruins all credibility when a rapper says he's ""depressed"" in a song. know who else is depressed? my 14 year old son Greg"
"How do you get a blonde to break her nose? Place your dick under a glass table"
"I think Bernie would win for sure if he had served in the military and reached the rank of Colonel And he would be sure to get the black vote."
"What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae."
"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""
"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"
"What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."