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Joke of the Day

"Many people say they have ADD because they can't focus on their homework. It pisses me off. See, I really have ADD, and"

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them"

"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"

"A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!"

"Doctor Doctor my son has swallowed my pen what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there"

"No Wonder black people are so fast! Having a 3rd leg really helps."

"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."

"What is 1x times D xD"

"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"