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Joke of the Day

"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""

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"Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this ""problem"" not heard of pizza and alcohol?"
"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."
"you deserve more than a guy who wears t-shirts with ""witty"" sayings that he bought from jcpenney."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."
"there there son *crouches down & wipes his tears* its ok, dont go crying over spilt mil-- YOU GOT IT ON THE XBOX!? no NO. call 911. CALL 911"
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"
"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."
"A 79 year old pirate has his next birthday this morning.... he wakes up and says to his crew, ""AYE-matey!"""
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them"