217740

Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour? A sore bae."

"Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn't made of cheese."

"My car has a GPS, but when I get lost I still usually just end up busting out a globe"

"I once dated a guy with premature ejaculation. I don't know why. I knew it wasn't going to last. In fact, I could see it coming."

"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"

"So my software came in today ... My mom asked if it was the curtains she ordered. I opened the box and turned around. ""Nope, just my Windows."" edit: [windows](https://i.imgur.com/niu6mMM.jpg)"

"What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!"

"My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it's my fault."

"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."

"Hangry A state of anger caused by lack of food. May evoke negative change in emotional state. Translation: feed me or i'll cut you"