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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard. Edit 1: Why was my title and username changed?"

"Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds."

"If two people had a race and one had sand in his shoe but the other did not, who would win? The one with sand in his shoe -- if it was quicksand."

"I lent my deck of cards to an this idiot I work with, and he gave me only 51 back. He was a jack-off."

"Bought a blowup doll today but I won't blow her up til tomorrow. Don't want to seem desperate."

"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."

"I was trying to make a black guy joke. But it didnt work"

"I used to work at an orange juice company But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"""I'm proud to be a black man"" ""I'm proud to be a black man!"" said the black man. ""I'm proud to be an Asian man!"" said the Asian man. ""I'm proud to be a white man!"" said the racist."