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Joke of the Day

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! Exercise"

"Why are archaeologists the most polite kind of necrophiliac? They'll date you before they fuck you."

"The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology."

"Past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"An optimist believes that we live in the best world. A pessimist is afraid that it might be true."

"Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup."

"why did the chicken commit suicide? to get to the other side."

"Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out."

"What happened to the Indian that drank too much? He tee-peed his pants."