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Joke of the Day

"So, since The Earth is the third Planet of our Solar System, that would make us all from ''Third World Countries.''"

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her..."

"How do birds learn to fly? They just wing it."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested He was fingering a minor"

"Receptionist: So you're here about your carpal tunnel huh..fill out these 20 forms and press hard so the copies are clear"

"Out here in Compton searching for Wiggachu #PokemonGo"

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"My weird paranoid neighbor, shreds all her mail and closes all the shades. But never locks her basement window."

"A baby seal walked into a club My son has a new stuffed animal"

"[talking with ex] Me: Is he more boring than me? Her: He is. Me: *devastated* How could you?"