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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"A prostitute worked her shift on a Saturday. Approximately eight fucks were given that day."

"I asked my North Korean friend how things were over there. He said he couldn't complain."

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large tits? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean"

"God took a paternity test He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit."

"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."

"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."