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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."

"Terrorists are so slutty They'll blow on the first date"

"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."

"What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"How do blonde braincells die? Alone. "

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."

"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"

"Matter is the Real MVP m = V * p"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who can read binary and those who can't."

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""