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Joke of the Day
"What's the most popular religion for addicts? the Crystal Methodists"
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"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."
"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"
"What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water? A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it."
"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"
"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."
"Some people you know were dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall & fell out the window."