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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"

"The maple leafs are my favourite curling team Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye."

"You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning."

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him."

"Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up? He was charged with battery."

"What crime did the man get charged with when he killed a black man? Impersonating a police officer."

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks? The bricks will get laid."

"What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds."

"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."