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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
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"What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band? Fall out boy"
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be..."
"Me: I like that... Me: *looks at price tag* .... Me: I don't like that anymore."
"Do rich people ask loaded questions? I mean, surely they do, right?"
"My African Neighbour just accused me of being racist.I said, "" F*ck Off, I've got a coloured TV ""."
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
"My wife told me, ""I look really fat. Please make me feel better and compliment me."" I said, ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"
"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."