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Joke of the Day

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."

"Whats the best fat guy pickup line? If you think I'm fat, you should see my chubby!"

"How to taste wine: 1. Slosh. 2. Smell. 3. Slosh. 4. Place ear over glass to hear the flavor. 5. Write short historical fiction starring wine"

"The three of us have never been so insulted. My little brother told me ""YOUR mom is also MY mom!"""

"#ThingsGirlsDoThatGuysHate tease a man and get all his attention while the second velociraptor ambushes him from his blind spot"

"ebola jokes ... its all about the execution :')"

"What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity? ||Islam|| ||Christianity|| sin** **n**"

"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."

"Non-native English speakers are the number one victim... ...of getting punched in the mouse."

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"