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Joke of the Day

"What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker"

"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."

"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."

"What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"

"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see you over there doing you and I respect that."

"""Put your pants on grandma, you're scaring the reptiles!"" - Me, camping"

"Oh man what's it called when you keep doing the same thing over & over but keep getting the same result? Oh yeah, I'm a serial killer."