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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."
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"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"
"Why did the White Man go to the Moon? He wanted more land. -Heard this from a native friend of mine. I laughed my ass off."
"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."
"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"
"My daughter asked me if it was illegal to be blind which tells me I didn't explain ""legally blind"" very well."
"one time a friend asked me ""how are you still single?!"" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head"
"Are you impulsive? Think about it"
"Why did the hipster burn his tung? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool..."
"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""