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Joke of the Day

"Why do groups of cows not like new music releases? Because they've herd it all before"

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"Your mom is so dumb. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer."

"Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn."

"What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome? ""That was a cloche call!"""

"*emergency room* NURSE: ""we're losing him!"" DOCTOR [pouring like a lot of buckets of ice water on his head]: ""IM WORKING AS FAST AS I CAN"""

"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"

"A world without women would be a pain in the ass."

"A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising"

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."